Getting it On! (@ Webstock 2008)

Thank goodness Webstock is over!  Too much of a good thing can corrupt the senses…

Photo by wasabicube

On Jimi

Was that pre-recorded? No

Was that his real hair? Yes

Wow, who on Earth was that? My bro: http://www.tokerau.net

Was it videod? See it on YouTube.
Official version should soon appear on Webstock.

Can I see the slideshow again? Here you go…

On the lyrics…

Hey Zef, where you goin’ with that persona in your hand?

Hey Zef, I said where you goin’ with that persona in your hand?

Alright. I’m goin down to run a workshop with my client,

you know I caught them messin’ ’round with a NON user centred design process.

Yeah,! I’m goin’ down to run a workshop with my client,

you know I caught them messin’ ’round with a NON user centred design process.

Huh! And that ain’t too cool.

Uh, hey Bob, I heard you prototyped your user interface down,

you work-shopped it down.

Uh, hey Bob, I heard you prototyped your user interface down

you prototyped it down to the ground. Yeah!

Yes, I did, I designed it,

you know I iterated it ’round,

iterated’ ’round town.

Uh, yes I did, I designed it

you know I caught them messin’ ’round with a NON user centred design process.

So I gave them the persona and it wowed `em!

Alright

Workshop `em one more time again, man!

Hey Lulu, said now,

uh, where you iterate to now, where you iterate to?

Yeah.

Hey Lulu, I said,

where you goin’ to iterate

to now, where you, where you gonna go?

Well, dig it!

I’m goin’ way down, way down to the Lambton Quarter,

way down to the Provoke Design & User Experience Team! Alright!

I’m goin’ way down to the Wellington CBD,

way down where I can be free!

…CODE FOR FREEDOM!

Personas was in my brain,

lately people don’t seem the same,

actin’ funny but I don’t know why

‘scuse me while I zip my fly…

Webstock people all around,

don’t know if I’m coming up or down.

Am I happy or in Facebook misery?

Whatever it is, Natasha Hall put a spell on me.

Webstock Haze was in my eyes,

don’t know if it’s day or night,

you’ve got me blowing, blowing my mind

is it tomorrow or just the end of time?

On Michael Lopp

Zef: So what do you do?

Michael: I’m an Engineer.

Zef: Who for?

Michael: Apple.

Zef: Who?

Michael: Apple.

Zef: So what do they do?

Michael: Um…

On Shawn Henry

Zef: I heard you on National Radio last night…

Shawn: I saw you at the dinner the other night, but you looked ‘too cool’ to talk to.

Zef: Huh? But I thought everyone else looked ‘too cool!’

Shawn: Cool.

On Jason Santa Maria

Zef: We sponsored you because you looked angry in the photo.

Jason: A few people have said that.

Zef: You’re not angry now?

Jason: Um…